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Alone in the big city
March 6, 2015|Place

Alone in the big city

Alone in the big city

Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Oh right. I forgot about the battle.

Tell her she looks thin. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? No! Don’t jump!

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. You are the last hope of the universe. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Shinier than yours, meatbag.

Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Noooooo! I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Who am I making this out to? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Shut up and get to the point!

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