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Stay With Me
March 3, 2015|People

Stay With Me

I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.

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Move up!
March 3, 2015|People

Move up!

Move up!

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

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