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March 3, 2015|Livestyle

Drive hard

Drive hard

Bender, you risked your life to save me! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Throw her in the brig. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I don’t want to be rescued.

Also Zoidberg. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Shut up and get to the point! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Bender?! You stole the atom. Shinier than yours, meatbag.

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Yeah, lots of people did. Noooooo! You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

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